Friday, November 23, 2007

I need to visit more often!

I have been gone for way too long. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.

Ummmm, there's a reason for my being gone so long, actually. Orion found the blog, and I'm on the run. I can't tell you where I am, or where I'm going, because he'll find me, and kill me.

On the bright side, I get to see the world! Not much, huh? So I'm not going to be able to come by very often. I may go months without posting. Don't worry. I most likely haven't died.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Humans. Tsk tsk.

I got nudge..::..twin's e-mail. I cannot believe humans could be cabable (Okay, I know I spelled that wrong. It can't be right. Oh well.) of such torture to something so innocent. The thing that hurt the most, the puppy in the brown paper bag with it's feet ducttaped together. I had a dog like that once. Arrow saw it as food, but I thought it was cute. So I kept it. Then it died. Then I made this blog. Then I saw that puppy. D ':



On a much happier note, I love Nikelback. Photograph and Rockstar are my favorite songs ever. They are performed well, and I am now into screaming. Music and screaming seem to go together like Arrow and a sword-in-the-brains. Okay, maybe I (struggle) l-l-love him enough to not do that. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know.











Oh! Midnight might let us enroll in school. That would be so freaking awesome!






Sorry I haven't posted in forever.










Baby seals are cute when they don't have a huge gash in their forehead.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Tiger's blood.

Arrow, Thorn, Midnight, and I was walking around (Yes, in broad daylight) and we saw a sno-cone stand. I did not really care, since I don't eat food. But then I noticed one of the falvors. Tiger's blood.

I pointed it out to them, so we went to try it. Turns out, tiger's blood is really banana and strawberry. It did not taste like blood at all. And even if it did, the flavor would be hidden by all the ice.

It was very sugary. Sickly sweet. I didn't like it. Do you guys like it? Are sno-cones good?


Really, I just like tea. That's the only "human food" I like so far. I have tried things I had at the orphanage from a long time ago that I loved, that don't tase good anymore. Like hot dogs. I never knew what was in them, and I don't really want to know. Especially since they found a hot dog can remain the same in a landfil for ten or more years. Gross! And you guys eat that! :P


Oh, and Arrow can't do ASCI art worth beans. Yes, I finally read his blog. He doesn't post much. So what is he doing on the computer so much, if he isn't on his blog? Ummmmmm.......





-Venom (does not like sno-cones)

Friday, July 6, 2007

Ooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........

Say what? On http://myalmostwrittenstories.blogspot.com/ nudge..::..twin said that this one blog about slaying vampires was awesome. I read it, and it said ways to kill a vampire or something like that.

1: Holy water, sunlight, steaks, crucifix (spelled right? :p - - - -) ect. do not hurt us.

2: It could only be a story if they actually killed a vampire like that.

3: Where was I going with this?

4: I'm bored and don't know what to post about.

5: Keep posting comments on that one post so Thorn will make a blog.

6: What's with the number list?

7: Why haven't I stopped making the number list, nothing on it goes with anything else!

8: I have to go.

9: Bye!

10: I don't know what to put for number ten, so I just typed this. :p- - - - -

Friday, June 29, 2007

Also.....

My e-mail is.....

fangslikefire@yahoo.com

.....if anybody wants to send a message to me.


I need to use it to keep it up, or I won't be able to use my blog. Don't ask how I know. I just do.
Ok?


It can even be random stuff. I just need to keep up my e-mail so I can use it.

Uhhhhhhhhhh........

I have decided to make this post as random as I can.



Blue cheese on a stick in Mexico on a hot day.

Three open books stolen from Sarah's great great great great great great great grand squirrel.

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dvjkbksjbvkjsbvjksbvjdfbvhksjjjjjjjfjkfdsjjfhbvkjsbhd vkjbksjdvkajbvkjsjalsfjVENOMROCKSnjbvouiwsehfvdvjljdhfaslkhdglhsido boilwrkjgolijefopijdiohsadfsldflksjdfkl;sdfljkasffkljslkdfjaslkfjlksghdvouihowrieoivjl

FIND THE WORDS AND WIN ONE VAMPIRE BROTHER TO LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!

(CUZ I HATE 'EM!)




I am insane at the moment, please leave a message after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as I regain my sanity..... COCONUTS!!!!! (record message here) ___________________

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't.... WAHHHHHHH HAHHHHHH.

I have not ben nominated for anything. :' ( Not even freakiest blog. Oh well. Even if I was nominated, I wouldn't win anything. But a nomination would be nice. I'm not going to do it myself! That's just selfish. Maybe I'll go chase Arrow with a sword again. That'll make me feel better. Oh, Arrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwwwww! I have a suppriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssseeeeeeeeeee for Yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Evil laugh. Evil smile. I'm trying to convience Thorn to make her own blog. Oh! Here's an idea!


If you guys post one hundred comments on this post, she can't say no! Not if people want to hear from her that bad! Don't you guys think so? OK. It's official.



Ahem. If you want Thorn to make a blog, post one hundred (100) comments on this post. The more the better. If so many people want to hear from her that bad, she'll have to make a blog.


Also, make cookies and cake! It's national be nice to a squirrel day. I just had to say that. He he. Who said a vampire can't be a complete freak?!








-Venom














P.S. They prefer nuts.


P.P.S. I was talking about the squirrels.


P.P.P.S. Sorry I am so bizzare. BYE! BLT! SALAMI!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I'm a little suspicious. Hmmmmmm...

Midnight seems to be taking us on more trips this summer. And this summer happens to be the summer I am using to post on my blog. Doesn't that sound a little suspicious? I think he is afraid that The Council will find this and destroy us. I think that if they will ever find it, they would already have. Don't you guys think so? I am sorry if I don't post for a few days.


I am sort of running out of ideas of what to type about. Do any of you have any questions? Questions that don't have anything to do with The Council? They make me mad. I'm sure Arrow mentioned I have anger issues. I guess that is partially true. Maybe. A little. Okay! Fine! I have anger issues! Stop screaming liar into the computer screen! Sheesh!


Don't make me get my sword!



KIDDING! I'd never use a sword on my friends. Just Arrow. Cuz he's a jerk. And a butt hole.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ireland. So fun. So beautyful. So...keeping me away from my very important blog!

Sorry guys! I went to Ireland one day. Just out of the blue, Midnight says, "Let's go to Ireland!" I almost went crazy when I wasn't able to visit my blog. To make things worse, I didn't get to vote on the title of the book one of my friends is writing. Or typing. Or whatever. I really liked going to Ireland, though. I didn't even have to eat the wierd local food. (Like sheep stomach. Yuck!) Before I became a vampire, I was about 75% Irish, so it was fun going to my ancestor's land. But I still wish I could've visited my blog. Oh well.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Thank goodness!!!!!!!!!!

Arrow got a blog. Finally. Now I don't have to put up with him. Crazy jerk. I really did chase him. He probably told you about that on his first post on his blog, though. I' m trying to convince Thorn to get a blog too, but she says she won't be posting much. I guess we'll just share a blog. At least now I don't have to share with Arrow.

I bet he didn't think I was cute when I chased him with a sword! He said I was cute when I was angry, but I guess he changed his mind. Ha! The power of a ticked off girl vampire! Think before you type next time Arrow!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Skating: The most fun thing on the whole dang planet!

I went to the skate park yesterday. For the first time, no one stared at me like I'd be hiding a gun or something. It felt great. And NOTHING is more thrilling than going down steep (metal) ramps on a super loose board with no helmet or any gear at all.

I started with some easy stuff like just going down ramps. Then I'd go down and ollie in between. Soon I was manualing down, boardsliding on the rail between the ramps, ollieing off, kickflipping and landing in a nose manual, casper, ride up ramp. That's when people started to stare.

Some commented on my skating. Most sounded like, "I bet I could do that." When they tried, most fell. Several broke some bones.

My new board is loose as can be. That's the way I like it. It's more dangerous. Easier to fall. The thrill is like nothing you've expirenced before. Unless you know the magic of skating.

Also, a dojo for my martial arts is opening soon in my town. Well, the town I am in now anyway. It's grandmaster Han's world youn wha ryu association. You should try to spar or chicken fight like they do! One guy drew blood. I had to leave after that. But I've beat a 30+ year old at chicken fighting who is three inches taller than me. He is indeed a worthy opponent. The fight lasted two minutes. Most only last 20 seconds. And that's the long ones!

Monday, June 4, 2007

Thorn decided to come out of hiding, so here she is.

Hi everyone. I don't know what to say. This is Thorn, by the way. Venom told me that people wanted to hear from me. I am glad she mentioned that I exist, even though it is the law not to. If Orion did not have the power of mind controll, I would march right to the "Cold Place" and give him a piece of my mind. But then he would take it. Because of his power. If Venom did not tell you, the "Cold Place" is vampire prison. Orion controlls it, and lives in it. His throne room (Dumb butt has to be frikn' royalty! >:( ) is right in front of the cells. You can hear the cries of the captured, for the only thing seperating the throne room and the cells is a very thin wall with portraits of Orion on every inch. No one in my family has the power to short out other powers, so it would be suicide to go to Orion. Well, I guess I found something to talk about. Arrow wants to say some things, so now I hand the keyboard to him.




Hey! I finally get to say something. Venom always gets to the computer first, so I usually don't get a chance to say something. Uh, I guess since Thorn talked about how much of a jerk Orion is, I will move on to what I look like, since Venom did not tell you. I look pretty much like Edward Scissorhands. I just don't have the scissor hands, the scars, the wierd outfit, and the hair that looks like I stuck my finger in an electric socket. I have short hair, unlike the girls. For some reason when a girl is bitten, her hair turns black, and grows to be shoulder length. Guys don't. Our hair stays short. It's really wierd. Ugh... Venom wants back on the computer. She says it's her blog. I think I will just sit here and make her wait. She's really pretty when she's mad. Ha ha! I'll make sure she doesn't read that. Here she is.






I had to swear not to look at what Arrow wrote, but I might later. It's probably him saying something gross that I don't really do. So far The Council has not found my blog, so I am sure that they never will. They probably would have found it by now. They're probably too busy having the other members paint one another in fake heroic battle scenes. A bloody sword in one hand and a shield in another. Midnight does not really want to post because he says he has nothing to say. I think he is still a little scared about the blogging thing.

Friday, June 1, 2007

More on what happened on my first day as a vampire.

Midnight, Thorn, Arrow, and I live very deep in the woods. I don't even know where, which is a little pathetic. If you have read A Wrinkle in Time, you will know what I am talking about in the next sentence or two. I only know how to get there by transporting there, which is like tessering in A Wrinkle in Time. I don't know how it works, or how I know where to go, but I can do it. That's all that matters, right?

So, after Arrow bit me, he took me to the woods by transporting. I had no idea what the heck was going on, because I was still in pain. Pain of which you would not believe. I could hear people talking, but I could not understand what they were saying. I did make out a few words, "Thorn, room, rest, trouble, rabbit." If I could make a coherit thought, it would be, "What the hell does Thorn, room, rest, trouble, rabbit mean and why do I hurt, and why am I here.", but probably not in that order. (I am sorry for swearing if it bothers you. If it does, please let me know.)

Arrow took me to Thorn's room (which explains two of the words) and sat me on a long, brown couch. I started to feel like my hand was asleep, but it started to spread up my arm all thorough my body. I could move, but I was numb. I have to go. I am sorry. I will tell more of this story later.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The only thing helping me keep my sanity...

I got MaximumRide yesterday. If I were not thirsty, I would have used most of the night reading it. But if I did not hunt last night, I would have to today, then I could not post on the blog. I am only around the 300th page. I am really behind. Now for the tourture of waiting for Eclipse after I finish MaximumRide. This book is so good and exciting I almost felt my heart beating. James Patterson is indeed a very good author. If he can make me feel almost alive from excitement in a book, well, use your imagination. To me, books like the MaximumRide series and the Twilight series, is herion in book form. Long live James Patterson and Stephanie Meyers! (Oh, if only they were vampires like me! They could live FOREVER!!!!) Arrow says Hi, and so does Thorn. Dad, Midnight, is reading. Now I am off to wish I was with Max to kick some flyboy butt! I have no life to worry of losing, so it would be a great help to the flock.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I promiced to tell you some things, so here they are

I have spent a bit more time in the human world, and I think I can talk more like you now. Anyway, I promiced to tell you about The Councel. They are the oldest vampires, and they controll all the vampires like my family. Some vampires are not in their controll. I envy them. If we do something they do not like, they can (will, and will enjoy to) kill us. The oldest, who is the leader, is Orion. He made the law that we could not tell of The Existance. Oh, Thorn says hi. Arrow says, "Get off the computer so I can get on!" I love him, but I hate him.

He wants to marry me, but I want to wait a few more decades. Vampires getting married is different from humans getting married. Mostly because he looks like he's sixteen, and I look fourteen. He's still a little worried about this. He is worried I will be killed by The Council if I continue to post. I wrote a poem, so I will post it now.



Wanting to feel normal since that fateful day,
I went out in the rain to play.
As the cool drops fell on my skin,
I felt like a normal, living human again.





I love walking in the rain. It makes me calm, which is hard to do. Usually I am either
REALLY angry (which is most of the time) or REALLY happy (which is not as often) or REALLY sad (which is when I want to be human the most) I will be buying a copy of MaximumRide 3: Saving the World and other Extreme Sports today or tomorrow. Then I will wait untill Eclipse comes out. Then I will wait for MaximumRide 4, then whatever book is after Eclipse. Sometimes I wish Arrow was Edward, and Midnight was Carlisle, and Thorn was Alice. But I am glad I have them.



Monday, May 14, 2007

My story.

Well, I guess I should tell you how it all happened. It is only fair, after all.

I was and orphan as long as I could remember. I was told my parents died, but all the older children I was staying with said they remembered when I came here and that they gave me up. One night, when I was fourteen, they were teaseing me like that again, telling me that my parents gave me up. I punched the "leader" of the teasers and ran away. I thought that I could take care of myself without the orphanage. I burst out the back door and ran as far as I could, for fear the people in charge would come after me and take me back. I soon came around a corner, and stopped immediately. A dark figure was standing right infront of me. It was a man. He had the strangest eyes; they were almost completely white! I took a step backwards and a light wind blew against my back. He took in a deep breath through his nose, and I faintly heard him mumble, "Perfect." He was happy!

I turned around and tried to run away, but he had appeared right in front of me! I looked again at his eyes. They had turned maroon. He grinned darkly to reveal a row of snow white teeth-and fangs. I realized I had stopped breathing. My eyes were probably about the size of my head.

"I am actually sorry I have to do this, but I won't kill you. You may join my family. The mirage family." he said.

"I do not understand." I whispered. What had he ment by joining his family?

He grabbed my wrists and bit my neck. A horrible pain shot through where he bit me to my entire body. I could not move, breathe, or even open my eyes. After the first day, the pain went away and my entire body was asleep. That is when I met Thorn. She explained everything.

When she gave me a mirror, I found that my once pixy short red hair had grown to be shoulder length and turned black. My already fair skin had been drained of any color that it had. My eyes were a gray color. I cried for hours. Thorn finally told me everything I had to know.

Before I became what I am now, I had thought of vampires as horrible, evil creatures who had only one wish: to kill. But that day I found vampires were really caring, loving creatures.

When I was still a young vampire, I hated Arrow (The one who had bitten me) with my very essence. But he finally explained his actions to me. He told me that he had been watching the orphanage. He wanted me to join his family, but the only way to do so was to bite me. He told me before I even knew him he loved me and wished I could be in his family. The night when I ran away, he was about to go back to where we live, which I will tell you about later. He was thirsty, and in the human world with so many delicious smelling creatures temptation is hard to resist. When I ran into him, everything was perfect.

I have forgiven Arrow, but wish he had given me a choice rather than what he did. I will tell a little more of my story later. Of that I promice. If you have any questions about me, my family, or vampires like me, please do not hesitate. I may be a while to answer, though. Please be patient with me.




-Venom

My story.

Well, I guess I should tell you how it all happened. It is only fair, after all.

I was and orphan as long as I could remember. I was told my parents died, but all the older children I was staying with said they remembered when I came here and that they gave me up. One night, when I was fourteen, they were teaseing me like that again, telling me that my parents gave me up. I punched the "leader" of the teasers and ran away. I thought that I could take care of myself without the orphanage. I burst out the back door and ran as far as I could, for fear the people in charge would come after me and take me back. I soon came around a corner, and stopped immediately. A dark figure was standing right infront of me. It was a man. He had the strangest eyes; they were almost completely white! I took a step backwards and a light wind blew against my back. He took in a deep breath through his nose, and I faintly heard him mumble, "Perfect." He was happy!

I turned around and tried to run away, but he had appeared right in front of me! I looked again at his eyes. They had turned maroon. He grinned darkly to reveal a row of snow white teeth-and fangs. I realized I had stopped breathing. My eyes were probably about the size of my head.

"I am actually sorry I have to do this, but I won't kill you. You may join my family. The mirage family." he said.

"I do not understand." I whispered. What had he ment by joining his family?

He grabbed my wrists and bit my neck. A horrible pain shot through where he bit me to my entire body. I could not move, breathe, or even open my eyes. After the first day, the pain went away and my entire body was asleep. That is when I met Thorn. She explained everything.

When she gave me a mirror, I found that my once pixy short red hair had grown to be shoulder length and turned black. My already fair skin had been drained of any color that it had. My eyes were a gray color. I cried for hours. Thorn finally told me everything I had to know.

Before I became what I am now, I had thought of vampires as horrible, evil creatures who had only one wish: to kill. But that day I found vampires were really caring, loving creatures.

When I was still a young vampire, I hated Arrow (The one who had bitten me) with my very essence. But he finally explained his actions to me. He told me that he had been watching the orphanage. He wanted me to join his family, but the only way to do so was to bite me. He told me before I even knew him he loved me and wished I could be in his family. The night when I ran away, he was about to go back to where we live, which I will tell you about later. He was thirsty, and in the human world with so many delicious smelling creatures temptation is hard to resist. When I ran into him, everything was perfect.

I have forgiven Arrow, but wish he had given me a choice rather than what he did. I will tell a little more of my story later. Of that I promice. If you have any questions about me, my family, or vampires like me, please do not hesitate. I may be a while to answer, though. Please be patient with me.




-Venom

Friday, May 11, 2007

My understanding and loving vampire family says hello.

Hello. I have told my family about this, and even though I can be killed if the councel found out I have done this, they understand why I have done it and are actually glad I did. When you are bitten by a vampire like the ones I was, your life starts over. You stay the same age, but your name is changed. My father is Midnight, my sister is Thorn and my brother is Arrow. None of us were related before we were bitten, but once a vampire, you join the family of vampires that bit you. I am, of course, Venom. Someone in my family may post and say hello. I promice to tell you about the councel later. For now, I would like to say hello to my friend, and any others who decide to give me a chance. I am, after all, from the Mirage family.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Just some added information

Um, well, I am very lonely. I won't be able to post for a little while, because the library computers will be down. I don't have a computer. Or a home for that matter. I never sleep. I, like I mentioned earlier, do not have any friends. I will be watching the library like a hawk until it has the computers up again. Until then, good bye anyone who has read my blog. I appreciate you giving me a chance.



-Venom

Hello. It is very nice to meet you. (Even though I really haven't met you)

Hello. I guess since this is my first post I should tell you about myself. I'll start with the non-scary stuff first. I have dark black hair. Pitch black. Jet black. Whatever you want to call it. My eyes are gray like a cloud after it has rained. Not dark, but still gray. I am pale and very tall. Even though I am a girl, I am stronger than most boys. I am a martial artist and I also skateboard. Now for the scary stuff. Please do not abandon me because of this. I am a vampire. No, I won't track you down and eat you or anything. Just please give me a chance. I am really quite civilized for what I am. I do not blame you if you decide to not read anymore of my blog. Not many people can handle the truth. Just remember: Even though my heart does not beat, I still have one. Post any questions you may have. I don't have any friends, so please try not to be rude. I would like a blog-friend. Someone who will post on my blog and I can post on their blog. Please give me a chance. Bye.



-Venom