Friday, June 29, 2007

Also.....

My e-mail is.....

fangslikefire@yahoo.com

.....if anybody wants to send a message to me.


I need to use it to keep it up, or I won't be able to use my blog. Don't ask how I know. I just do.
Ok?


It can even be random stuff. I just need to keep up my e-mail so I can use it.

Uhhhhhhhhhh........

I have decided to make this post as random as I can.



Blue cheese on a stick in Mexico on a hot day.

Three open books stolen from Sarah's great great great great great great great grand squirrel.

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FIND THE WORDS AND WIN ONE VAMPIRE BROTHER TO LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!

(CUZ I HATE 'EM!)




I am insane at the moment, please leave a message after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as I regain my sanity..... COCONUTS!!!!! (record message here) ___________________

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't.... WAHHHHHHH HAHHHHHH.

I have not ben nominated for anything. :' ( Not even freakiest blog. Oh well. Even if I was nominated, I wouldn't win anything. But a nomination would be nice. I'm not going to do it myself! That's just selfish. Maybe I'll go chase Arrow with a sword again. That'll make me feel better. Oh, Arrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwwwww! I have a suppriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssseeeeeeeeeee for Yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Evil laugh. Evil smile. I'm trying to convience Thorn to make her own blog. Oh! Here's an idea!


If you guys post one hundred comments on this post, she can't say no! Not if people want to hear from her that bad! Don't you guys think so? OK. It's official.



Ahem. If you want Thorn to make a blog, post one hundred (100) comments on this post. The more the better. If so many people want to hear from her that bad, she'll have to make a blog.


Also, make cookies and cake! It's national be nice to a squirrel day. I just had to say that. He he. Who said a vampire can't be a complete freak?!








-Venom














P.S. They prefer nuts.


P.P.S. I was talking about the squirrels.


P.P.P.S. Sorry I am so bizzare. BYE! BLT! SALAMI!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I'm a little suspicious. Hmmmmmm...

Midnight seems to be taking us on more trips this summer. And this summer happens to be the summer I am using to post on my blog. Doesn't that sound a little suspicious? I think he is afraid that The Council will find this and destroy us. I think that if they will ever find it, they would already have. Don't you guys think so? I am sorry if I don't post for a few days.


I am sort of running out of ideas of what to type about. Do any of you have any questions? Questions that don't have anything to do with The Council? They make me mad. I'm sure Arrow mentioned I have anger issues. I guess that is partially true. Maybe. A little. Okay! Fine! I have anger issues! Stop screaming liar into the computer screen! Sheesh!


Don't make me get my sword!



KIDDING! I'd never use a sword on my friends. Just Arrow. Cuz he's a jerk. And a butt hole.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ireland. So fun. So beautyful. So...keeping me away from my very important blog!

Sorry guys! I went to Ireland one day. Just out of the blue, Midnight says, "Let's go to Ireland!" I almost went crazy when I wasn't able to visit my blog. To make things worse, I didn't get to vote on the title of the book one of my friends is writing. Or typing. Or whatever. I really liked going to Ireland, though. I didn't even have to eat the wierd local food. (Like sheep stomach. Yuck!) Before I became a vampire, I was about 75% Irish, so it was fun going to my ancestor's land. But I still wish I could've visited my blog. Oh well.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Thank goodness!!!!!!!!!!

Arrow got a blog. Finally. Now I don't have to put up with him. Crazy jerk. I really did chase him. He probably told you about that on his first post on his blog, though. I' m trying to convince Thorn to get a blog too, but she says she won't be posting much. I guess we'll just share a blog. At least now I don't have to share with Arrow.

I bet he didn't think I was cute when I chased him with a sword! He said I was cute when I was angry, but I guess he changed his mind. Ha! The power of a ticked off girl vampire! Think before you type next time Arrow!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Skating: The most fun thing on the whole dang planet!

I went to the skate park yesterday. For the first time, no one stared at me like I'd be hiding a gun or something. It felt great. And NOTHING is more thrilling than going down steep (metal) ramps on a super loose board with no helmet or any gear at all.

I started with some easy stuff like just going down ramps. Then I'd go down and ollie in between. Soon I was manualing down, boardsliding on the rail between the ramps, ollieing off, kickflipping and landing in a nose manual, casper, ride up ramp. That's when people started to stare.

Some commented on my skating. Most sounded like, "I bet I could do that." When they tried, most fell. Several broke some bones.

My new board is loose as can be. That's the way I like it. It's more dangerous. Easier to fall. The thrill is like nothing you've expirenced before. Unless you know the magic of skating.

Also, a dojo for my martial arts is opening soon in my town. Well, the town I am in now anyway. It's grandmaster Han's world youn wha ryu association. You should try to spar or chicken fight like they do! One guy drew blood. I had to leave after that. But I've beat a 30+ year old at chicken fighting who is three inches taller than me. He is indeed a worthy opponent. The fight lasted two minutes. Most only last 20 seconds. And that's the long ones!

Monday, June 4, 2007

Thorn decided to come out of hiding, so here she is.

Hi everyone. I don't know what to say. This is Thorn, by the way. Venom told me that people wanted to hear from me. I am glad she mentioned that I exist, even though it is the law not to. If Orion did not have the power of mind controll, I would march right to the "Cold Place" and give him a piece of my mind. But then he would take it. Because of his power. If Venom did not tell you, the "Cold Place" is vampire prison. Orion controlls it, and lives in it. His throne room (Dumb butt has to be frikn' royalty! >:( ) is right in front of the cells. You can hear the cries of the captured, for the only thing seperating the throne room and the cells is a very thin wall with portraits of Orion on every inch. No one in my family has the power to short out other powers, so it would be suicide to go to Orion. Well, I guess I found something to talk about. Arrow wants to say some things, so now I hand the keyboard to him.




Hey! I finally get to say something. Venom always gets to the computer first, so I usually don't get a chance to say something. Uh, I guess since Thorn talked about how much of a jerk Orion is, I will move on to what I look like, since Venom did not tell you. I look pretty much like Edward Scissorhands. I just don't have the scissor hands, the scars, the wierd outfit, and the hair that looks like I stuck my finger in an electric socket. I have short hair, unlike the girls. For some reason when a girl is bitten, her hair turns black, and grows to be shoulder length. Guys don't. Our hair stays short. It's really wierd. Ugh... Venom wants back on the computer. She says it's her blog. I think I will just sit here and make her wait. She's really pretty when she's mad. Ha ha! I'll make sure she doesn't read that. Here she is.






I had to swear not to look at what Arrow wrote, but I might later. It's probably him saying something gross that I don't really do. So far The Council has not found my blog, so I am sure that they never will. They probably would have found it by now. They're probably too busy having the other members paint one another in fake heroic battle scenes. A bloody sword in one hand and a shield in another. Midnight does not really want to post because he says he has nothing to say. I think he is still a little scared about the blogging thing.

Friday, June 1, 2007

More on what happened on my first day as a vampire.

Midnight, Thorn, Arrow, and I live very deep in the woods. I don't even know where, which is a little pathetic. If you have read A Wrinkle in Time, you will know what I am talking about in the next sentence or two. I only know how to get there by transporting there, which is like tessering in A Wrinkle in Time. I don't know how it works, or how I know where to go, but I can do it. That's all that matters, right?

So, after Arrow bit me, he took me to the woods by transporting. I had no idea what the heck was going on, because I was still in pain. Pain of which you would not believe. I could hear people talking, but I could not understand what they were saying. I did make out a few words, "Thorn, room, rest, trouble, rabbit." If I could make a coherit thought, it would be, "What the hell does Thorn, room, rest, trouble, rabbit mean and why do I hurt, and why am I here.", but probably not in that order. (I am sorry for swearing if it bothers you. If it does, please let me know.)

Arrow took me to Thorn's room (which explains two of the words) and sat me on a long, brown couch. I started to feel like my hand was asleep, but it started to spread up my arm all thorough my body. I could move, but I was numb. I have to go. I am sorry. I will tell more of this story later.