I need to visit more often!

I have been gone for way too long. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.

Ummmm, there's a reason for my being gone so long, actually. Orion found the blog, and I'm on the run. I can't tell you where I am, or where I'm going, because he'll find me, and kill me.

On the bright side, I get to see the world! Not much, huh? So I'm not going to be able to come by very often. I may go months without posting. Don't worry. I most likely haven't died.

Humans. Tsk tsk.

I got nudge..::..twin's e-mail. I cannot believe humans could be cabable (Okay, I know I spelled that wrong. It can't be right. Oh well.) of such torture to something so innocent. The thing that hurt the most, the puppy in the brown paper bag with it's feet ducttaped together. I had a dog like that once. Arrow saw it as food, but I thought it was cute. So I kept it. Then it died. Then I made this blog. Then I saw that puppy. D ':



On a much happier note, I love Nikelback. Photograph and Rockstar are my favorite songs ever. They are performed well, and I am now into screaming. Music and screaming seem to go together like Arrow and a sword-in-the-brains. Okay, maybe I (struggle) l-l-love him enough to not do that. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know.











Oh! Midnight might let us enroll in school. That would be so freaking awesome!






Sorry I haven't posted in forever.










Baby seals are cute when they don't have a huge gash in their forehead.

Tiger's blood.

Arrow, Thorn, Midnight, and I was walking around (Yes, in broad daylight) and we saw a sno-cone stand. I did not really care, since I don't eat food. But then I noticed one of the falvors. Tiger's blood.

I pointed it out to them, so we went to try it. Turns out, tiger's blood is really banana and strawberry. It did not taste like blood at all. And even if it did, the flavor would be hidden by all the ice.

It was very sugary. Sickly sweet. I didn't like it. Do you guys like it? Are sno-cones good?


Really, I just like tea. That's the only "human food" I like so far. I have tried things I had at the orphanage from a long time ago that I loved, that don't tase good anymore. Like hot dogs. I never knew what was in them, and I don't really want to know. Especially since they found a hot dog can remain the same in a landfil for ten or more years. Gross! And you guys eat that! :P


Oh, and Arrow can't do ASCI art worth beans. Yes, I finally read his blog. He doesn't post much. So what is he doing on the computer so much, if he isn't on his blog? Ummmmmm.......





-Venom (does not like sno-cones)

Ooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........

Say what? On http://myalmostwrittenstories.blogspot.com/ nudge..::..twin said that this one blog about slaying vampires was awesome. I read it, and it said ways to kill a vampire or something like that.

1: Holy water, sunlight, steaks, crucifix (spelled right? :p - - - -) ect. do not hurt us.

2: It could only be a story if they actually killed a vampire like that.

3: Where was I going with this?

4: I'm bored and don't know what to post about.

5: Keep posting comments on that one post so Thorn will make a blog.

6: What's with the number list?

7: Why haven't I stopped making the number list, nothing on it goes with anything else!

8: I have to go.

9: Bye!

10: I don't know what to put for number ten, so I just typed this. :p- - - - -

Also.....

My e-mail is.....

fangslikefire@yahoo.com

.....if anybody wants to send a message to me.


I need to use it to keep it up, or I won't be able to use my blog. Don't ask how I know. I just do.
Ok?


It can even be random stuff. I just need to keep up my e-mail so I can use it.

Uhhhhhhhhhh........

I have decided to make this post as random as I can.



Blue cheese on a stick in Mexico on a hot day.

Three open books stolen from Sarah's great great great great great great great grand squirrel.

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dvjkbksjbvkjsbvjksbvjdfbvhksjjjjjjjfjkfdsjjfhbvkjsbhd vkjbksjdvkajbvkjsjalsfjVENOMROCKSnjbvouiwsehfvdvjljdhfaslkhdglhsido boilwrkjgolijefopijdiohsadfsldflksjdfkl;sdfljkasffkljslkdfjaslkfjlksghdvouihowrieoivjl

FIND THE WORDS AND WIN ONE VAMPIRE BROTHER TO LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!

(CUZ I HATE 'EM!)




I am insane at the moment, please leave a message after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as I regain my sanity..... COCONUTS!!!!! (record message here) ___________________

Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't cry. Big vampires don't.... WAHHHHHHH HAHHHHHH.

I have not ben nominated for anything. :' ( Not even freakiest blog. Oh well. Even if I was nominated, I wouldn't win anything. But a nomination would be nice. I'm not going to do it myself! That's just selfish. Maybe I'll go chase Arrow with a sword again. That'll make me feel better. Oh, Arrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwwwww! I have a suppriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssseeeeeeeeeee for Yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Evil laugh. Evil smile. I'm trying to convience Thorn to make her own blog. Oh! Here's an idea!


If you guys post one hundred comments on this post, she can't say no! Not if people want to hear from her that bad! Don't you guys think so? OK. It's official.



Ahem. If you want Thorn to make a blog, post one hundred (100) comments on this post. The more the better. If so many people want to hear from her that bad, she'll have to make a blog.


Also, make cookies and cake! It's national be nice to a squirrel day. I just had to say that. He he. Who said a vampire can't be a complete freak?!








-Venom














P.S. They prefer nuts.


P.P.S. I was talking about the squirrels.


P.P.P.S. Sorry I am so bizzare. BYE! BLT! SALAMI!